Your Muffuletta, Made Famous
Say you’ve always wanted to sell cake pops out of a concession trailer, with “Stick It” plastered on the side. Or, perhaps you’ve dreamed of pimping sausages under the moniker, “We’re All Wieners.” Here’s your chance: Food Network is giving you a shot to start your own food truck for its third season of The Great Food Truck Race. Get a trio of fellow foodies together who share your vision and email your name, age and photo, along with your teammates and their photos, background, and truck idea to FoodTruckRaceCasting@rrstaff.com. You never know. Your “Fix Me a Sammich” mobile biz could get rolling sooner than you think.
Listen Up: The Roots’ “Stomp”
I love this song from The Roots’ “Undun” album, released December 6, 2011. This video is only a portion of it, but the whole song kills. Hear it here.
Pop Goes the Art Gallery
Gallery 1988 on Melrose is a mecca for pop culture-themed art—from its annual “Under the Influence” show, which pays tribute to Stan Lee and the Beastie Boys to series that include “Cult Movie Art,” video game posters and more. Opening Friday night and continuing through April 28th, it’s featuring “Just Like Us”—artwork by Mike Mitchell. Anyone whose work includes a bloody, knife-wielding Care Bear and a unicorn with a buttered corncob horn is definitely a must-see.
TONIGHT @ Viper Room: Black Monday & Friends
Check it out: L.A. band Black Monday is back, with new singer Brian Christensen, a.k.a. PIMP–ready to set off a grenade of sound! They’re tearing up the Sunset Strip tonight, with a whole rowdy crew of fellow punk-rock freaks. Hit the show, and prepare to rock your face off.
Yun Bai: Bold, Leafless Blooms
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
–Anais Nin
Yun Bai observes the beauty and decay in the world and translates it into edgy, stunning, unapologetic art that serves to stimulate and, sometimes, shock.
The result? Porn Flowers.
As Yun demonstrates in her Porn Flowers, from risk comes empowerment—both for herself and for others. This series of collage-style paintings is designed to nurture feminine power by symbolizing that, ‘All women are flowers.’ Some pieces appear as though delicate petals are floating across the canvas. Others emulate heavy tree limbs bearing plump, ripe fruit. But in each mesmerizing piece, there is an underlying complexity exposed that translates into courage, strength and healing. This is apparent when you take a closer look and discover that the gorgeous blossoms are actually created from images in porn magazines. Tongues. Breasts. Nipples. Clits. Vulvas. The most vulnerable parts of women. It’s beauty made from the obscene.
Yun’s vision is raw, passionate and provocative. Her Porn Flowers were inspired by her own experience, which she reveals on her site.
If you peruse her complete portfolio of work, including The Nipple Secret Project and others, you’ll discover that she explores multiple themes that deal with identity issues, urban culture and feminism, while instigating social experiments that reference science, usually with a sarcastic bent.
Dumb and Dumber 2: So, You’re Saying There’s a Chance!
According to Total Film and comingsoon.net, the Farrelly brothers have officially announced that production of “Dumb and Dumber 2” will start later this year—with both Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels on-board. Note: Before you immediately think it will suck as much as the steaming pile of shit known as “Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd,” the Farrelly brothers stated that was a studio production; they had nothing to do with it.
While Peter Farrelly is lighting up various social media in hopes of rousing pre-release buzz around the sequel, Entertainment Weekly says that the film hasn’t been greenlit yet. Hmmm…I wonder what’s in store for Harry and Lloyd this time around. Do they finally start I Got Worms? Do they ditch the sheepdog for a new ride? Does Lloyd use his ‘rapist’s wit’ to make love to a schoolboy? Guess we won’t find out until 2014.
Listen Up: Les Savy Fav
From Tim Harrington’s sandpaper voice and spandex-clad stage-humping to songs that reach out and clench you in the balls, (well, not my balls, because I don’t have them) Les Savy Fav just does it for me.
Sometimes, they’re cynical [‘these kids will kill you just because they can; their teeth are bleached and their tits are tanned’]. Other times, they’re sexual [‘you made me shake, you made me shiver, you made me gasp when you grasped my whithers’]. But they always cut through the bullshit [‘how many souls you dismissed so you can get on a list’] They disseminate sonic awesomeness that kicks you in the teeth.
The last time they were in L.A. was January 2011. They’re due. So, I want to know…what’s it going to take to make these former Brooklyn art dudes leave the confines of their borough and venture back to the land of Bentleys and Brazilian blowouts? We have hipster kids in flannel who chain smoke American Spirits. We have galleries that would feature Tim’s playful drawings. All I’m saying is…Frenchkiss Records, make it happen, si vous plait.
The Legion of Unemployed Drinkers
A couple of months ago, the marketing agency where I worked full-time laid off our entire creative team. I was the Senior Copywriter. I wrote about wine, vodka, baby food, rice, microprocessors, cell phones and other products that keep the economy flowing. For five years, I spent many 40+hour weeks, late nights and several weekends with a small group of extremely talented art directors. The things we created appeared in-store, as well as on websites, radio stations, bus shelters and coupons. In the time we worked together, our group became extremely close.
Since the layoff, we’ve been meeting nearly every other week for lunch and cheap drinks. Over half-priced tacos and $5 margaritas, we share stories of how we actually hated what we did, yet we miss the financial stability. We complain about how freelance work is hit or miss. We discuss the fact that California’s EDD is a joke. (No one can ever get through to a live representative. My friend Anne, who speaks Chinese, suggested we call the Chinese EDD line. She said she only had to wait two minutes until she heard a human voice. And the voice on the other end spoke Chinese, as well as English–which is helpful if the only Chinese you know is, “Ni hao.”) We talk about what we really want to do. It’s like we’re the The Legion of Unemployed Drinkers–a group of three to ten creatives who gather to reassure each other that we’re not alone in this temporary situation. Over potent libations, of course.
How it works is one of us selects an inexpensive lunch spot in L.A., and we meet up. In the past two months, it’s been Cabo Cantina for Taco Tuesdays, Barney’s Beanery and Veggie Grill, which doesn’t exactly fit within the budget constraints of the jobless. Today, it was Gyu-Kaku on LaCienega. They have a happy hour that lasts from 12 – 6:30 pm–which equates to one very happy afternoon.
In a way, our lunches are therapeutic. We catch up, share stories about who’s in job purgatory at our old office, and swap ideas of how to find our next gig. We try to help each other figure it all out. When it comes to freelance work, I feel as if I’m doing the least out of the group–even though I’ve probably done the most when it comes to pounding the pavement. Then again, I’m the only writer. Everyone thinks they can write. Not everyone has InDesign skills.
Our [almost] bimonthly meetings sparked an idea today. If there aren’t already, there should be Meetup groups in various cities for the unemployed who like to imbibe. It’s encouraging to be amongst people who can relate to what you’re going through. Plus, it gives you something to do with your excess free time–besides knit kitten pillows or hit the gym twice a day. There should be a Twitter feed or website dedicated solely to food and drink on a limited budget. I could certainly contribute, as well as benefit, from such a list. And if you, oh savvy reader, know of any places to add to the list, feel free to share the wealth.






