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There Is An Opossum Outside My Apartment

An opossum lives in the shrubs near my apartment building. ┬áRecently, he climbed up into the trees near my balcony on the second floor. ┬áI can only guess that he is calculating his entrance into my apartment, where he will promptly scare me until my bowels are vacant, then bite into the fleshiest part of […]